Hi, my name is Matthew and whICH ONE OF YOU WEEDLES IS READY FOR AN ASS-WHOOPIN'?
OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT
AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????
YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor
you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts
you can buy endless red skittles
i never thought i’d see heaven
what i did in graphic design class today is
this has 70,200 notes and you’re all fucking dead to me
five grown men thought it was a good idea to whack a milkshake with a golf club, in the direction of thousands of dollars worth of equipment
and the sixth one was prepared to kill them all for trying it
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.
how can text posts be nsfw
sometimes if you say the f word or the s word
whats the s word
swedenThe f word is finland
good lord watch your language jesus finland christ
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
he jumped from a high place, slid down a roof to decrease his speed, then landed on the stairs.
'tis in fact physics
The thrilling saga
is there a 420 in pi
humanity has made great strides today