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theodd1sout:

A video???

It’s a video I made talking about a book that I wrote. Tell me what you think!

cybernetic-death-kitty:

im like 10% human and 90% RoosterTeeth 

ladycaracas:

jamesaleks:

uberhaxorimmortal:

He thought he was invincible

here’s the link to the article

rest in peace BadAssDwg69

bestnatesmithever:

When I hear someone in the bathroom stall next to me struggling to poop, I like to say, “Working hard or is it hardly working?”

blademode:

"video games aren’t art"

then explain this fucker

rad-pax-personal:

Cr1tikal: *look at death itself in the face*
Cr1tikal: *monotone sarcastic voice voice* oh no.. 

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

thatamericanhoney:

melodyofamadman:

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THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING

y’all fuckin idiots they wouldn’t lock when trying to be picked go outside